Awww C'mon.

Fail by paulsee

Looking back on last night with hindsight makes it seem pretty obvious that the brackets would not be done this morning.  We did exactly what we planned to do: drank equal amounts of 7 and 7′s.  We were a bit too successful, seeing as we drank the whole bottle of Seagram’s.  I was surprised to learn this fact when I woke up, as I do not remember pouring that last quarter of the bottle.  I awoke half an hour late for work to find that my laptop was closed, the bottle was empty, and I still had my shoes on.

I’ve never had to consider calling in sick to work because I was perhaps too drunk to drive.

I texted Alex to lament my situation as well as inquire about our success last night.  Did we, against all odds, fill out our brackets somewhere in what is probably a god-forsaken corner of the internet?  I checked my chest, thankfully there was no Sharpie. Alex replied saying he had no clue, but that he too was maybe still riding the wave that was last night.  All in all, a bittersweet success?

On behalf of the two of us, I apologize for the glaring lack of brackets.  We will come up with another theme and execute it soon.  Right after this vitamin water.

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