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paulseeSo we here at Awwcmon have been doing a bit of drinking. And we intend on continuing this trend. The end goal? Drunken brackets. At some point (hopefully) we intend on undergoing the most holy of spring rituals, presumably enhanced by our inebriation. We have serious brackets but, honestly, who cares? Prepare for Bracketology Under the Influence.
As we are both crappy scientists, we’d like to make the lab conditions clear: We have both had 3 beers and a shot of tequila. We have intentions of drinking identical servings of Seagram’s 7 and 7up until we’re good and ready. This should end up being at least half the bottle. From there, when brackets are made, a time limit of 15 minutes will be imposed. We will then post the resulting brackets for your viewing pleasure.
We have the drinks poured, sports center on, and brackets open. Catch you on the flipside.
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Dear Bill Belichick, if you had not said that Randy Moss missing practice was unrelated to injury, I probably wouldn’t have put him in my playoff fantasy challenge. This is just another step in a long-standing trend in professional football of not considering the fantasy players at home.
Come on man. There people are your lifeblood. The die hard fans that watch every game they can every week and live and die by the performance of their fantasy teams. We need the information if we’re going to make proper decisions, and you’re embarrassing us in front of our friends, families, and co-workers.
Injuries happen. They’re a massive disappointment, and I can’t even begin to imagine how it would feel to be in his situation, but we’re your fans, level with us. Ok so I’m not a fan of Randy Moss or Bill Belichick, but I did pick Randy Moss in my post-season fantasy challenge against Paul, and he totally sandbagged me.
So the New England Patriots are officially on my shit list. I’m sure they’re crushed.
